The Associated Pest is proud to introduce our new monthly poll. At the end of the month we will write an article based on what our readers have chosen. Now that’s democracy at its best!
The Pest Poll can be found on the right side column of the site. This month’s topic: […]
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PEST November Poll
October 31st, 2007 · 1 Comment
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U.N. Calls for Lindsay Lohan to be Waterboarded
October 31st, 2007 · 1 Comment
By Steve
In an unusual move, the U.N. issued a non-binding resolution today asking that actress and singer Lindsay Lohan be extradited immediately from her home in Los Angeles, California and made to submit to a one hour torture session of waterboarding as punishment for her recent drunk driving arrest. The questionable practice involves […]
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How 41 Cents A Month Will Save You Thousands
October 30th, 2007 · 3 Comments
How to Pay Off Debt Quicker, Guaranteed
My last financial article, Stoozing…How to Have a Credit Card Make YOU Money, seemed to get a lot of attention so I decided to delve into another money making tip this week. It’s actually a money saving tip, but if you invest that money you save, it […]
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle…Your Halloween Costume
October 28th, 2007 · No Comments
Wondering what to do with that Halloween costume after the holiday is over? Concerned that you have just wasted $60 on an outfit you may never wear again? Well do not fret my pet, because this year, your costume will not be put to waste.
Like many people I know, Halloween is one of my favorite […]
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Jenna Jameson to Pose for Playboy
October 28th, 2007 · No Comments
At a press conference that stunned the nation, adult film megastar Jenna Jameson announced today that she would bare it all for the nation’s premier men’s magazine, Playboy.
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End Poverty…But at What Price to the Impoverished?
October 27th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Donating to individuals in underdeveloped countries is a trendy feel-good proposition that is getting a lot of attention right now. Ebay has recently launched microplace.com, a site where you can provide small loans to people around the world to help them start a business. Their tagline is “Invest Wisely, End Poverty.” […]
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Southsnake Says Stay Away from BC Thursday, Week 8 Predictions
October 25th, 2007 · No Comments
Hope all had a very good week. Last week we went 5 and 1 so we should have added to our finances. My pick last Monday of South FLgoing down the drain hopefully gives me a little credibility as far as a football expert? I want to warn you not to […]
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Dumbledore Gay; Voldemort into Group Sex
October 24th, 2007 · No Comments
Coming on the heels of her revelation at a Q and A session earlier in the week that Professor Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, was indeed gay, world famous author of the Harry Potter series J.K. Rowling again stunned the public with a new announcement: Voldemort and his Death-Eaters regularly engaged in wife-swapping, daisy chains, […]
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San Diego is Burning
October 24th, 2007 · No Comments
Unless you’ve been living in a cave for the last week, I’m sure you’re aware of the fires in San Diego. I’d just like to encourage everyone to take 5 minutes and donate a dollar or two. Every little bit helps. The Red Cross in San Diego is a great place to start. Also consider […]
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Stoozing, How To Have a Credit Card Make YOU Money!
October 23rd, 2007 · 5 Comments
Have you ever been a few days late for a payment to a creditor? Did you open the next month’s bill to find that they increased your interest rate to 29.99%? Ouch. It has happened to me on a few occasions, and sent me scrambling to another company with a lower […]
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