The staff here at The Associated Pest is excited to announce our newest member of the staff, Steve. After months of negotiations with his agent, a deal has finally been reached. If you are not familiar with Steve’s fascinating and critically acclaimed work, the bio below will serve as a little introduction into who he is.
“There isn’t an easy way to condense Steve into a few measly paragraphs, but suffice to say this: He is awesome. Like, really awesome. Steve has lots of hobbies and interests, which, while including being awesome, also extend to include doing awesome things, saying awesome stuff, and subsisting on a diet composed solely of dripping, meaty chunks of awesome. Steve likes to take time off to bask in his own awesomeness, and perpetually exists in a state of 99.93% pure awesome. Most people don’t have the mental hardware to really GET that, but then again, most people are FAR from awesome.”
Last 5 posts by Steve
- Kim Kardashian: Shining Example for America's Youth - May 4th, 2009
- Republicans Struggle to Stop the Bleeding - April 28th, 2009
- A Big Thank-You to Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter! - February 11th, 2008
- Tom Brady Under Suicide Watch - February 4th, 2008
- Giants Post-game Press Conference a "Cliche Nightmare" - January 21st, 2008
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