The Associated Pest

By Steve

Well frankly, I’ve got a couple of theories on the subject. A leading one is the fact that she ingests a lot more food down her pie-hole than her metabolism can process. I mean, I’ve seen the bitch take chili-dogs down the throat faster than Jenna Jameson takes man-meat into her baby cave. Let’s be real clear–your mother is one insatiable, cum-loving freak.

I mean, anyone on the block can sit here and type vitriolic, negative smears about your mother, sure. And that’s because just about everyone on the block has a had turn on the ho’. Not to be too crude about it, but your mom takes more shots directly to the face than Rocky in Rocky IV. You know, the one when he fights that Russian guy that really beats the piss outta him, and he doesn’t ever bother to get his hands up to block.

Seriously, I’ve seen some cock-gobbling jizz-gulpers in my day, but your mama takes the proverbial pizza pie, sir. Could she be any more of a ball-licking blowjob queen who enjoys taking it in the eye on a regular basis? What about that one time when you had us all over for the Giants game and she went down on Jesse, Thomas and Blake in like a 20 minute span? Not to beat a dead horse, dude, but that bitch is headin’ downtown more often than former MTV VJ, Julie Brown.

I think I’ve made my personal feelings clear on the matter, bro. But don’t worry–we’re cool, really, we are. We’re still boys; hey, we always will be. Just as long as your mother keeps swallowing my creamy loads of man juice like she just ate poison and the antidote is brewing deep within my balls. Ooooh, sick burn!

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