At a press conference that stunned the nation, adult film megastar Jenna Jameson announced today that she would bare it all for the nation’s premier men’s magazine, Playboy.
“It’s a major step for me, and a little intimidating,” said Jameson, star of such films as Brianna Loves Jenna, Indecent Double Penetration, and Jenna Jameson’s Freakshow Rim-job Spectacular. “Sure, millions have viewed my scene in Godless Unholy Blood Orgy Part IV with Teagan Presley with the lime-green double headed dildo, but with Playboy we’re talking hundreds of millions.”
Not all were happy with Jameson’s decision. Retired porn star Ron Jeremy was among the first to condemn the photo shoot as a sell-out.
“It’s a total betrayal of the hardcore sex industry,” said Jeremy. “Playboy isn’t even porn. That shit doesn’t even get me hard. I mean, I saw one with an interview with Norman Mailer. You call that porn?”
Members of Jameson’s family were appalled by the film star’s decision. “I’m embarrassed to be related to her,” said brother Donald Jameson. “It seems so trashy and desperate, just a last ditch attempt to cash in. What a disgrace to our family. Playboy is the Diet Coke of porn, a real step down for her.”
“My father is taking it pretty hard,” he added.
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