The Associated Pest

For years people have had to deal with the embarrassing feelings that come along with purchasing and renting adult videos. Although the effects are greater for some than others, I’m sure it would be hard to find anyone that walks right into their local rental shop without feeling their face turn mildly red.

It is especially hard for those that are interested in fetish films that are outside the normal guy on girl sex-capades. It is a very personal event, and until recently there was no way around it than to just suck it up and expose your kinky side to anyone who is behind you in line.

Thanks to the advancements in internet content, and with the innovation of outlets used for regular movie rentals, access to pornography for adults has become increasingly easier. While some may say that this has also increased children’s access to pornography, these sites and programs were not intended for that. And to those people I reply two things:

A) Spend time with your children and they wont be on their computers as often.

B) I hate to break it to you, but children start masturbating at a very young age. If you are open with them about safe sex practices, then they have a higher chance of making the correct decisions. I know, I know, this is not parenting 101, but I’m just covering my ass for when the conservatives attack. The best defense is a strong offense right?

Whatever…back to porn.

Downloading pornography off of the Internet used to be a guaranteed way to snag yourself a virus. (Your computer silly, self-sex is the safest sex, duh!) It took massive amounts of time to get a twelve second clip, and by the time you were done downloading, your drive was gone. And by you, I mean me. Not to mention that a 12 second clip played over and over again gets boring very quickly and back to square one it was to find another shitty clip after two hours of download.

In comes new sites that are the YouTube of porn. Two sites I highly recommend are www.boysfood.com and www.xtube.com. While some people enjoy xtube more than boysfood, I have found that the content and selection on the latter is far greater than the prior. Check them out for yourself, both have very easy search options and will bring all of your sick and twisted fantasies to life. (again, by you, I mean me)

Another option for shameless pornography rentals is what is referred to as the Netflix of porn. Websites have been created where people can sign up and for a certain fee have access to a plethora of movies. Whatever they choose to rent is sent to them by mail, all packaged in discreet envelopes so anonymity is guaranteed.

The most popular, and rated Best Rental Site by the AVN awards since 2005, is a site called www.wantedlist.com. They go above and beyond, with over 20,000 rentals, video’s on demand, sex toys (not to rent obviously) and an incredibly easy search option. The price for unlimited rentals is $17.95 per month, which may seem like a lot, but we all know porn has always been more expensive than regular film. There are no late fees or due dates, and shipping is free both ways.

Now your movie night in can be even more exciting than before. Toss aside that romantic comedy and bring on the kink. Or take time for yourself and de-stress from the workweek. The shame is gone, no more excuses. Be safe, have fun, and one love to the nation.

All the best,
Sasha

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