The Associated Pest

What a super week the first in February will prove to be. While media eyes sensationalize this historic Super Tuesday primary, most of the country has their sights set on Super Sunday. Generally, sports and politics are on separate sides of the spectrum, yet this year these two events may be foreshadowing the same future. […]

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For those living in a cave for the last few days, a group calling itself Anonymous has formally declared war on Scientology. The group, a loosely affiliated band of ne’er do wells, wannabe hackers, and internet junkies have come together to fight a common foe. Let’s take a minute to catch up.

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During an early Saturday evening, while watching my regularly scheduled programming, I came across a show recorded on my dvr called “The Secret Lives of Women.” (Oh MY! How did THAT get there?) I love this show because it documents how women that look like the town librarian secretly have a sex dungeon in their […]

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Green Bay, Wisconsin–
The New York Giants are going to the Super Bowl, thanks to a thrilling overtime win in subzero weather.  Moments afterwards, Eli Manning read a vicious, prepared statement at a post-game press conference in the visitor’s locker room that unleashed a fusillade of sports cliches so numerous and meaningless they threatened to murder […]

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Several days past I woke at my usual morning-time of around two o’clock in the afternoon and stumbled into the bathroom to shave.  As I sleepily butchered up my face I noticed something I haven’t had to deal with for a while– a pimple on my chin.  Of course I still get small blemishes from […]

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Happy New Years! As per usual, I’ve been tracking all of the important stories in the news. The big surpise thus far is that beer has had a great new year. In the past week or so all kinds of bizzare and great news has been coming out about beer.
Stories ranging from […]

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Every year around this time countless people are still TRYING to keep their new years resolutions. By next week, countless resolutions will have already been broken at least once, practically guaranteeing their eventual failure. There is so much information out there as to why this happens, and how to prevent it. […]

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 I may be treading into my esteemed colleague the Southsnake’s territory with this week’s post, but my hometown duties call to me.  The Bucs and the Giants will meet in the playoffs in less than an hour from the time I type this, and I daresay I’m not much of a man if I don’t […]

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There has been a lot of noise online over the last month regarding service troubles particularly with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. The timing of these troubles should come as little surprise to anyone. The influx of new consoles and games sold over the holiday season has overwhelmed their infrastructure.
Pile on the […]

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