The Pest is Happy to Introduce our Newest Staff Writer…Steve

The staff here at The Associated Pest is excited to announce our newest member of the staff, Steve. After months of negotiations with his agent, a deal has finally been reached. If you are not familiar with Steve’s fascinating and critically acclaimed work, the bio below will serve as a little introduction into who he is.

“There isn’t an easy way to condense Steve into a few measly paragraphs, but suffice to say this: He is awesome. Like, really awesome. Steve has lots of hobbies and interests, which, while including being awesome, also extend to include doing awesome things, saying awesome stuff, and subsisting on a diet composed solely of dripping, meaty chunks of awesome. Steve likes to take time off to bask in his own awesomeness, and perpetually exists in a state of 99.93% pure awesome. Most people don’t have the mental hardware to really GET that, but then again, most people are FAR from awesome.”

Last 5 posts by Steve

• Kim Kardashian: Shining Example for America's Youth - May 4th, 2009
• Republicans Struggle to Stop the Bleeding - April 28th, 2009
• A Big Thank-You to Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter! - February 11th, 2008
• Tom Brady Under Suicide Watch - February 4th, 2008
• Giants Post-game Press Conference a "Cliche Nightmare" - January 21st, 2008