Reduce, Reuse, Recycle…Your Halloween Costume

Wondering what to do with that Halloween costume after the holiday is over? Concerned that you have just wasted $60 on an outfit you may never wear again? Well do not fret my pet, because this year, your costume will not be put to waste.

Like many people I know, Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Dressing up is exciting and I have heard on more than one occasion someone say, “Man, I wish it was Halloween everyday!” I am here to let you know, it can be. It can, and it will.

This year, instead of throwing that costume into a box at the bottom of your closet, keep it out for some late night role-playing. Whether you were the naughty nurse, or superman, let your imagination soar and bring that costume into the bedroom.

Naughty schoolgirls can be slutty with people other than their teacher. Have fun as you entice the lumberjack all the way to the love shack. Always wondered how amazing your favorite famous person would be in bed? Dress up like them and make a sex tape that will be leaked onto the Internet and see if you can make millions. It worked for Paris, make a sequel and slap that shit on YouTube.

Sick of fundamentalists telling you that you are sure to go to hell for your beliefs? Stick it to them good and bang the dressed up priest in your naughty nun outfit. Or vice versa. Get some nun on nun action, whatever floats your boat.
There is nothing hotter than bozo the clown spanking Cleopatra. Who doesn’t fantasize about Captain Hook banging the queen of hearts? I know personally I have always wondered what it would be like if Batman and the Hulk finally let that sexual tension run free. Where is the little Bo peep and peter pan porno? I’m leaving it up to you, the readers of The Pest to make these dreams come true! Kink it up and let it out!

In the end, it’s all about getting your money’s worth, and not letting the man tell you when you can or can’t dress up. Halloween isn’t the only time to pretend to be someone else, let this tradition find its way into your weekend warrior festivities, or use it to spice up a boring workweek that needs a little excitement.

I have a bumblebee costume waiting to be used, now I’m just waiting for my honey. Or my trick. Whichever comes first.

Happy Hunting, be safe, have fun, and save me some candy!

PEACE

Sasha

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