The Associated Pest

First, let’s break down the trailer to prove why this movie will be awesome. Then we’ll look at the subject matter a bit closer. After there is no doubt left your mind as to how awesome this awesome movie truly is we’ll briefly go over why Beowulf sucks and always will suck and why the [...]

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Upon viewing the trailer for the upcoming Beowulf movie, I was overcome with desire to watch the trailer a second time, and perhaps even a third. This trailer had it all–epic sword-fights, fire breathing dragons, a battle with a man-eating demon, and what appears to be a nude Angelina Jolie. That’s right, she’s coming out [...]

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This Grass Needs To Go By A Wedge of AstroTurf Honestly, can there still be any question that AstroTurf has supplanted so-called “natural” grass as both the preeminent sports playing surface and the preferred adornment of residential lawns? As a wedge of AstroTurf, I certainly know the answer to that. You, the public, know the [...]

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