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Super Sunday an Omen for Super Tuesday?

January 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments

What a super week the first in February will prove to be. While media eyes sensationalize this historic Super Tuesday primary, most of the country has their sights set on Super Sunday. Generally, sports and politics are on separate sides of the spectrum, yet this year these two events may be foreshadowing the same future. […]

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An Enlightened Resolution

January 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Every year around this time countless people are still TRYING to keep their new years resolutions. By next week, countless resolutions will have already been broken at least once, practically guaranteeing their eventual failure. There is so much information out there as to why this happens, and how to prevent it. […]

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Dirty Hippie Actions Won’t Save World

December 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Dooms-day-may-be-on-the-way. Arctic ice is melting so quickly now, that according to Nasa scientist Jay Zwally, “At this rate, the Arctic Ocean could be nearly ice-free at the end of summer by 2012″ He’s talking about the record ice melt in Greenland this last year, and how we are at a point […]

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It’s Not a Small World After All

December 7th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Last month Disney was forced to close famed attraction, It’s A Small World because the people of that world are apparently not so small at all. The boats were bottoming out causing delays, and keeping families stuck in the eerie ride. For a long time employees knew of these weight issues, and would leave empty […]

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A “Phenomenal” Question

November 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment

It was NBC’s version of a mystical Jerry Springer episode last week, when “Mind Freak” Criss Angel called out mentalist Jim Callahan on NBC’s live series Phenomenon. Callahan claimed to be possessed by the spirit of author Raymond Hill. Angel claimed Callahan was a lying bastard and followed his claim with […]

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Kucinich Asks for Cheney Impeachment

November 13th, 2007 · 3 Comments

By Ritter
For the last 7 years, Americans have been watching their country go down the tubes in shocked horror. The rest of the world hates us, our monetary value is in sharp decline, and the evidence is overwhelming that the media spoon-feeds us bi-tardison politics with a heavy side order of […]

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Another Bee-Rated Disaster

November 7th, 2007 · 2 Comments

- A Guest Blog by Ritter -

 
Forget terrorism, governmental conspiracy, Avian flu and global warming. We have a true disaster on our hands that might bee serious. The problem is the decline in common honeybees from the mysterious Colony Collapse Disorder, which according to consumer affairs could cost 14 billion a year in lost […]

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