The Associated Pest

During an early Saturday evening, while watching my regularly scheduled programming, I came across a show recorded on my dvr called “The Secret Lives of Women.” (Oh MY! How did THAT get there?) I love this show because it documents how women that look like the town librarian secretly have a sex dungeon in their […]

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Dear Sasha,
I have a “friend” who I really enjoy sleeping with. We seem to have a great connection in the bedroom, and I like that I can call him up for sex whenever I please, and I do not need to constantly inform him of my daily happenings.  It has gone well so far, but […]

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Dear Sasha,
I was totally vibing this guy at a bar the other night. We ended up going out a few nights ago and had a wonderful night. At the end of the evening, I started to get nervous, and while he was saying goodbye, I cut him off and said some things that made it […]

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With holiday parties in full force, I have received a couple of questions on how to deal with the common party mishaps. Food, booze, and babes flourish as everyone dances the night away to their favorite holiday jingle, but what is a person to do the Monday
after their company party is over?

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Dear Sasha,
I just read that post about Mr.Schmidt being too depressed to masturbate, and I suffer from something similar. Everytime I masturbate, I am filled with shame. I have even started to see hair growing on my palms, and I swear my eye sight is getting worse by the minute. I know you aren’t a […]

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Dear Sasha,
I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me, and even though I’m pissed, I still want to be with her. But for that to happen, I want her to get tested. How do I tell her this without making her mad?
Sincerely,
Fred from France
I’m sorry to hear about what happened with your girlfriend, […]

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Dear Sasha,
All of this talk about sex toys in the bedroom is making me mad. Don’t you realize that it makes guys feel like we aren’t doing our job if you need to bring in a fake piece of equipment that we have been blessed with naturally? What’s the deal?
Fully equipped,
Joe Shmo from Idaho
Dear Joe,
Let me […]

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For years people have had to deal with the embarrassing feelings that come along with purchasing and renting adult videos. Although the effects are greater for some than others, I’m sure it would be hard to find anyone that walks right into their local rental shop without feeling their […]

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Wondering what to do with that Halloween costume after the holiday is over? Concerned that you have just wasted $60 on an outfit you may never wear again? Well do not fret my pet, because this year, your costume will not be put to waste.
Like many people I know, Halloween is one of my favorite […]

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Don’t worry folks, I’m not going to start talking about elderly sex, even though HBO’s new show “Tell Me You Love Me” enjoys showing it in graphic detail. I am however, going to talk about a wonderful time known as the Roaring Twenties, and how it revolutionized expression and […]

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